Chasme baddoor - hit hai boss

I wasn't able to write from a long time but after I saw this movie, I decided I would post all that I can remember about the experience of the movie.. Not a review.. it's just a write about probably the first big hit of 2013, a laugh riot and amazing movie - Chasme baddoor - Fresh and Funny.

David Dhawan has talked a lot about this movie as he is friends with the original movie's actors. Even I was eager to see how he treats this story and how Sai Pranjpye has modified her own story for new age.. and it came out rocking and rolling (except for those 4 minutes of Andha Ghoda Race Mein Dauda song - which is real bore).

Tapsee Pannu - cute

Siddharth has done amazing as Jai
Divyendu's Omi is given memorable and amazing shayaris
Taapsee is super cute as Seema and good on the eyes while Ali did nice job
as Sid;
Rishi Kapoor and Anupam Kher - nothing needs to be said about them.

Here are few of the shayaris by Omi and others in the movie:

Must watch movie if you like to be happy. Start is amazing by Omi and Jai while the scene where Seema enters Sid's room and Omi and Jai runs to hide is super awesome.


Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Ek Raat ko Patni ne Apne Pati se poocha ki batao, ab tak kitno ke saath Soye ho.... to Pati ne Kaha Darling Soya to Me Sirf tumhare Saath, Baaki sabke saath to Jaga tha saari raat

Jai in audition:  
Shole vala jay nahi,  sirf name or personality wahi he..
Pyar ek se thode hi hota hai.... OMG :P
(you will know when you see it)

Siddharth - amazingly filmy

Na suhag hai na raat hai, Na suhag hai na raat hai, believe it or not, har kutte ka din ata hai

Omi: Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tar 
Sid: sach sach bol kehi bhaga toh nahi diya tujhe chilar dekar fakir ki tarha

Arz kiya h when u cant change the girl; change the girl.

Arz kiya hai ki ye chand bhi kya gajab dhaata hai.....bachpan mein mama or jawaani mein apne he bachhe ki aama nazar ata hai..

Early to bed early to rise, makes your girlfriend go with other guys

Arz kiya hai ki jab jab tum safed saree pehn kar mathe par lal bindi laga leti ho....bhagwan kasam bilkul ambulance lgti ho

Ayar agar pant hai to dosti chaddi hai.. pant agar fat bhi jaye to dosti ijjat bachati hai...

The friends - jo kamina nahi wo dost nahi :P

Arz kiya h....Bhari mehfil m maine sher maaara.... Bhari mehfil m maine sher maaara... Aur sherni Vidhwa Ho Gai...

Ye aurat bhi kitni ajeeb hoti hai kuch bolo toh muu fula leti hai aur kuch karo pet fula leti hai 

Omi and Jai: "badon ka maan na hai ki paapon ka prayshchit karna chahiya!" Dude..."Pehle paap to kar le! (it's the way they said it)

Arz kiya hai....is vidya ke mandir me yaha vidya ki murat hai to waha vidya ka bhasan hai... magar afsos....afsos is baat ka hai ki hamare pass dirty picture ki vidya balan nahi hai.....

On top of it - David Dhawan managed to pull the essence of original Chasme baddoor movie - Friendship around pack of cigarettes and Chamko washing powder - in a small big way.

offcorse - Deepti Naval selling Chamko washing powder

More to come, hopefully.

(If anyone think these are too bad jokes - well, read this blog after you come out of your childhood - yes these are for adults - kab tak tom & jerry dekhoge)

Stylish and fresh

My favorite movies

The most interesting topic of all for me. My most favorites of all time till time now. I am starting with movies, because its lot easier as well as generic for all. I am just going to write about few of the movies which I really really love or with which I had a great time watching.

First in the list is the movie which I have seen a million times - Andaz Apna Apna. I do not think this movie needs any introduction. 

Amar and Prem flees after fooling and robbing respective fathers Murli Manohar and Bankelal Bhopali. Meets Anand Akela on the way and enters contest to win over heart of Raveena. Ends up falling in love with Raveena and Karishma whose father Ram Gopal Bajaj is kidnapped by twin brother Shyam Gopal Bajaj aka Teja assissted by Robert and Bhalla. They are chased by Crime master Gogo. Special appearances by Juhi Chawla and Govinda and a chameo character Johnny from Wah-Wah Productions completes the amazing rollercoaster ride called Andaz Apna Apna.

The above synopsis works when you have seen the movie number of times, which I assume you have had already. If you have not yet watched it - find an excuse for yourself if you ever tell this to anyone and do it today and now.

You know what, I was going to write about other favorite movies of mine but I just cannot now. I cannot list any other movies like I can Andaz Apna Apna. This movie is simply a run away winner when it comes to a movie which you can watch again and again with same degree of entertainment. Add to it, good music too.

The best way to watch this movie again and again is to start the movie and let the fans do the rest. Guess the next scene, next dialogues. Say it loud when the movie is playing. This is how it is done!!

You will find huge collection of dialogues from this movie all over the internet. Some of my favorites are:

Bhalla: ye Vasko Da Gama ki gun hai.....
Teja: kiske mama ki gun ?

Happy birthday Robert

Mogambo ka batija hu. Gogo.. aaya ho kuch to loot k jao ga.. khandani chor ho ha.ha.ha.ha

ye teja teja kya hai...ye teja teja

Teja:Maine pachaas lakh mange the...ye pachaas lakh thaili me leke aaye hai
Robert:sir lakh lakh ke pachaas cheque honge sir.


I can go on and on and on. Let me stop here on Andaz Apna Apna. More to come, hopefully.