Chasme baddoor - hit hai boss

I wasn't able to write from a long time but after I saw this movie, I decided I would post all that I can remember about the experience of the movie.. Not a review.. it's just a write about probably the first big hit of 2013, a laugh riot and amazing movie - Chasme baddoor - Fresh and Funny.

David Dhawan has talked a lot about this movie as he is friends with the original movie's actors. Even I was eager to see how he treats this story and how Sai Pranjpye has modified her own story for new age.. and it came out rocking and rolling (except for those 4 minutes of Andha Ghoda Race Mein Dauda song - which is real bore).

Tapsee Pannu - cute

Siddharth has done amazing as Jai
Divyendu's Omi is given memorable and amazing shayaris
Taapsee is super cute as Seema and good on the eyes while Ali did nice job
as Sid;
Rishi Kapoor and Anupam Kher - nothing needs to be said about them.

Here are few of the shayaris by Omi and others in the movie:

Must watch movie if you like to be happy. Start is amazing by Omi and Jai while the scene where Seema enters Sid's room and Omi and Jai runs to hide is super awesome.


Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Ek Raat ko Patni ne Apne Pati se poocha ki batao, ab tak kitno ke saath Soye ho.... to Pati ne Kaha Darling Soya to Me Sirf tumhare Saath, Baaki sabke saath to Jaga tha saari raat

Jai in audition:  
Shole vala jay nahi,  sirf name or personality wahi he..
Pyar ek se thode hi hota hai.... OMG :P
(you will know when you see it)

Siddharth - amazingly filmy

Na suhag hai na raat hai, Na suhag hai na raat hai, believe it or not, har kutte ka din ata hai

Omi: Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tar 
Sid: sach sach bol kehi bhaga toh nahi diya tujhe chilar dekar fakir ki tarha

Arz kiya h when u cant change the girl; change the girl.

Arz kiya hai ki ye chand bhi kya gajab dhaata hai.....bachpan mein mama or jawaani mein apne he bachhe ki aama nazar ata hai..

Early to bed early to rise, makes your girlfriend go with other guys

Arz kiya hai ki jab jab tum safed saree pehn kar mathe par lal bindi laga leti ho....bhagwan kasam bilkul ambulance lgti ho

Ayar agar pant hai to dosti chaddi hai.. pant agar fat bhi jaye to dosti ijjat bachati hai...

The friends - jo kamina nahi wo dost nahi :P

Arz kiya h....Bhari mehfil m maine sher maaara.... Bhari mehfil m maine sher maaara... Aur sherni Vidhwa Ho Gai...

Ye aurat bhi kitni ajeeb hoti hai kuch bolo toh muu fula leti hai aur kuch karo pet fula leti hai 

Omi and Jai: "badon ka maan na hai ki paapon ka prayshchit karna chahiya!" Dude..."Pehle paap to kar le! (it's the way they said it)

Arz kiya hai....is vidya ke mandir me yaha vidya ki murat hai to waha vidya ka bhasan hai... magar afsos....afsos is baat ka hai ki hamare pass dirty picture ki vidya balan nahi hai.....

On top of it - David Dhawan managed to pull the essence of original Chasme baddoor movie - Friendship around pack of cigarettes and Chamko washing powder - in a small big way.

offcorse - Deepti Naval selling Chamko washing powder

More to come, hopefully.

(If anyone think these are too bad jokes - well, read this blog after you come out of your childhood - yes these are for adults - kab tak tom & jerry dekhoge)

Stylish and fresh

The change in time - 90's and now

I was thinking how much my life has changed. Why just mine, every one's life has changed a lot due to the new technologies around. This day, I was at an Uncle's place where he was telling me about the laptop he bought in the 90's @ about a lakh. Imagine the facilities it would have had - NOTHING. That's right, hardly anything as compared to even computing that you can do on today's phones.

The truck calls are non existent now a days. The post office also get rare visits from many of us. Remember the time when we had to go finding a Red box of post to send letter to someone or to some competition?

For my age, the technology was already in place during my college time, but during school - that was not there. Had used land line phone a lot during my school days. Calling up someone and the chat went for hours - suddenly someone would come and say - free up the phone, I want it.

Remember that initial Dial up Internet use period where using Internet would block the phone calls. Or a phone call (even missed call) would disconnect the already super duper slow Internet.

Remember going to offices to pay the bills? Most of all - remember video players and video games. Bringing VHS on rent along with some movie. Tracking was the usual word then. So was the case with the games like Contra and Mario - play and play.

Here are the some memes I ran into on the Internet that qualifies to the lines I just said above. Hope you enjoy.

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Some people would be "lost" without their smart phones. In the 90s, the way to be reached was by pager and then pray that there was a telephone around.

Research papers used to be a lot tougher to get done before the lightning fast Internet and Google came along. It required actually going through the books and checking them out.

Before there was a flood of different MP3 players, there was only a few ways to listen to music. Disc man and Walkmans.

Now its about xbox, wii and play station and motion controlled games and innovative controllers. Back in the original Nintendo games, there was only one way to play Duck Hunt. And talk about Angry Birds!

Before Facebook and other social media sites, it was much more difficult to find anything on that cute girl/boy who you are too shy to talk to.

For all those people that made a mixed tape, this strikes a nerve. It was almost an art to make a playlist in the 90s.

During the 90s the only way to pay the bills were to mail checks in or go in person to pay the bill. Now its not necessary to even get out of bed with Online Bill Pay.

Dial ups: There was a time when we had to choose between being online or making a call. This added a lot of stress in many households.

Nowadays its as simple as whipping out the cellphone and putting in the digits. If only asking for the number was any easier.

The Fresh Prince was a favorite for many growing up in the 90s. And the catchy tune was one that had to be memorized.

The video game stuck: This old trick just doesn't work any more.

Giant tv's, game cartridges, bad fashion... yep, this really is the 90's in one picture!

More to come, hopefully.