Funny Greeting Cards

I do not know if you all have seen this, but there are greeting cards available from nearly all the makes like Hallmark/Archies which are Inside-Outside type of cards. These cards have one really sweet and innocent line of praise or appreciation in the outside. However, inside it has a mean and insulting looking line. The combination is just awesome to read and share with someone with a good sense of humour.

I have some examples to share. Not my original. This is great fun to read. Enjoy.

I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... 
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.   

I must admit, you brought religion into my life...   
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.   

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....   
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .. 

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....   
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.   

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....   
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

When we were together, you said you'd die for me...  
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.  

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....   
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and   there was only one life jacket...   
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...   
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but   wonder.....   
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking   

I'm so miserable without you...   
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

Thank you for being part of my life.....   
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

Congratulations on your wedding day!   
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

How can I say this....   
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me  

Hooray.....   
(Inside card) - You're divorced.  

I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...   
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

Congrats on getting married...   
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

Someday I hope to marry...   
(Inside card) - Someone other than you. 

We have been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?


So interesting, I want to send many of these to many I know. 

More to come, hopefully.